I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I wish you could order shots online.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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