so explain again why im purple
no
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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