Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
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So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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