I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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