Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
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