Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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