I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
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