So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I intend to get homeless drunk
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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