oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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