We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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