so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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