erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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