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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.

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• (949): View more from California

  so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people

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• (310): View more from California

  Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.

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• (707): View more from California

  Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker

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• (585): View more from New York

  My inner pteradactyl is also confused.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order

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