What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
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she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.