where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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