Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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