is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
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Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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