remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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