She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
i came on her dog
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
You made out with two different species that night
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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