and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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