I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
he high fived his dick after we had sex
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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