Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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