In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
another moral hangover. fuck.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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