everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
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I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
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she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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