Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Fuck appropriateness.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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