Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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