i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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