you're like a bully in the Christmas story
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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