if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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