Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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