So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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