Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
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They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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