you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
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Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
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whose parrot is this?
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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