you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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