sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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