My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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