Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
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Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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