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it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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