try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
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Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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