my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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