Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
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Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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