He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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