i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
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I FOUND THE LEGS
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
dude. I can hear the air.
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