wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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