is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
there was a trapeze. enough said
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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