Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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