I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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