You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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