He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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