Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
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you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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