I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
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I need you to use more vowels.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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