It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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