Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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