evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
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it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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