we're blogging at a bar
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
