everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
is wine microwaveable?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
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Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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