I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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