i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
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the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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