i don't like sucking hair
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I'm at about main and main street
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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